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#did the president call? #yes about twenty times this morning
PLEASE GOD IF YOU ARE ALL-POWERFUL MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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“I just got out of a few relationships…” from Chelsea Peretti’s stand up.
Sometimes I see photo albums from Facebook “friends” that are literally just filled with photos of a house they just bought, because why not get married and have a mortgage when you’re twenty-one, and instead I feel like the adult I’m turning out to be is Chelsea Peretti-esque, and I’m all, “hey, that’s not so bad.” Did you know she’s a writer for Parks and Rec?
It’s amazing, what is this?
oh i screeched with laughter, screeched
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