Living out of my backpack and sleeping on friends’ floors and couches for the next week or so.
Did I mention I have a B.A. in English literature?
PLEASE GOD IF YOU ARE ALL-POWERFUL MAKE THIS HAPPEN
"I just got out of a few relationships…" from Chelsea Peretti’s stand up.
Sometimes I see photo albums from Facebook “friends” that are literally just filled with photos of a house they just bought, because why not get married and have a mortgage when you’re twenty-one, and instead I feel like the adult I’m turning out to be is Chelsea Peretti-esque, and I’m all, “hey, that’s not so bad.” Did you know she’s a writer for Parks and Rec?