today i thought to myself, “nice job handling eye contact with those mutual friends on that happenstance run-in. just enough discretion and good timing,” and then i remembered why i drink.
chronicles
I just want to remind you all that Arrested Development was brought back whilst Obama is in office. Some say the timing is pure coincidence, but I’m convinced that our president made some calls, if you know what I mean.
Obama 2012
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holy SHIT. this blog—umph.
(I know, my ability to relay my excitement so eloquently is totally the reason why my essay-writing is going so smoothly tonight.)
I want to put this under my favorite quotes on Facebook, but apparently a gif doesn’t count as words. Stupid.
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