Maybe one of his crazy-ass theories can explain to me why as soon as some guy’s Facebook status changes to in-a-relationship, I’m like, “honey, please. You’re gonna be mine,” even though I was entirely uninterested (revolted by him, even) when he was pursuing me as a single man.
Why does this phenomenon exist? Why am I only attracted to men I can’t have? There has to be some sort of bizarre psychological explanation for this, because rationally this makes no sense.