chronicles

Holiday in the Sun: That one move in which literally nothing happens for the first hour and then boom! last twenty minutes, ladies and friends break onto a boat and somebody ends up as a little jail bitch (I think) and everyone’s all “what the hell mary-kate and ashley,” and they’re all “shiiiit.” I can’t believe this movie wasn’t at least nominated for a Golden Globe. Plus, early Megan Fox has that nasally voice that would piss off Lucifer himself, and she’s a rich, spoiled floozy, compared, of course, to MK&A who are likable rich, spoiled, floozies. Also: dolphins, parties, getting grounded after the parties, and fashion! If you don’t like the outfits these ladies are wearing in the above photo, you are lying. Seriously, those prints are, like, 95% of the reason why I reblogged this photo. I still want MK’s hair.

Overall, I give this movie FIVE STARS. Every damn time. Except still not as good as Our Lips are Sealed, which had an FBI dude flush his phone down a toilet, goddamn Australia, and regular breaking of the fourth wall. Now that one should’a would’a could’a won an Oscar, amiright?

(Source: mary-kateandashleyolsen)